The Philantichrist

this is where I post the best of the best and the worst of the worst of all my blogs. the home base, the fortress of figitude, the figcave, the fig of letters bunker.. ok ill stop

Other blogs of mine include:
FunkoAdventures
and
Figdrawsthings
Recent Tweets @NOTLF

When I see one of my original posts from a side blog pop up on my dash here and I’m just like… yeah.. that was a pretty good one wasn’t it?

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AU where the Alpha Vamp constantly tells everyone really lame vampire jokes. 

#alphavampjokes

Its like im right there!!!

Oh… right..

Make sweet love to security personal

AU where the Alpha Vamp constantly tells everyone really lame vampire jokes. 

#alphavampjokes

Asker Anonymous Asks:
ur a cutie
nightofthelivingfig nightofthelivingfig Said:

nah i’m kidding, go right ahead. 

Wearing black and posing against random things. 

hella metal. 

(Love my friends)

AU where the Alpha Vamp constantly tells everyone really lame vampire jokes. 

#alphavampjokes

destielhiseyesopened:

nightofthelivingfig:

I made it transparent.. then I immediately regretted it.

Huh? Why would you regr-

*drags image*

oh god I have so many horrible vampire jokes running through my head. This is so becoming a series. Tag page officially added. 

#alphavampjokes

AU where the Alpha Vamp constantly tells everyone really lame vampire jokes. 

#alphavampjokes

Asker chelseawren Asks:
PORTLAND
nightofthelivingfig nightofthelivingfig Said:

I was tagged by emeraldcitystarlord 


1. What’s your name?
Misty, but people call me Fig, Sab, Riz, Skweaker, Missy, Mitzy, Goose, Sweetie, asshole, Craftguyver, Rizzo, and on rare occasion, Ricardo. 

2. When is your birthday?
November. I was born the day after Thanksgiving and I’ve gotten a turkey birthday cake or a pie with a candle in it every year that my family actually celebrated it. 

3. Where are you from?
San Francisco East Bay, California. Specifically Livermore. 

4. Have a crush?
I have a redbull, but I am craving an orange crush now that you mention it. 

5. What’s your favorite color?
Purple and Green equally. 

6. Write something in caps
DUDE! IM GOING TO NIN AND SOUNDGARDEN THIS FRIDAY WITH A SUPER RAD CHICK AND I’M SUPER STOKED!! 

7. Got a favorite band/artist?
White Zombie is a fav according to the leg sleeve I have of his artwork… but there are really so many great bands out there. Would it actually be considered a sleeve? I would think an ankle to knee sleeve would be called a legwarmer. yeah imma go with that from now on. 

8. Favorite number?
I waffle. I usually play split 0/00, 11 and 23 in roulette but i often play 6, 13 and 35.. so I dunno. I love all numbers, the more of them that hang out on my paycheck the better. 

9. Favorite drink?
Redbull, whiskey, Port wine. 

10. Tag ten ppl

 essenceofbananafish, persephoneshadow, teatimeforme, sam-loves-ruby, verathegun shit.. I can’t remember peoples urls… but if you see this, Lee, Jason, Michael, Jake, Joe, Rachel and everyone in Boward County.