The Philantichrist

this is where I post the best of the best and the worst of the worst of all my blogs. the home base, the fortress of figitude, the figcave, the fig of letters bunker.. ok ill stop
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so fucking proud of myself sometimes. 

so fucking proud of myself sometimes. 


omg, in a few days i’m going to have people over every inch of my apartment, people in my workshop, in the living room, probably one or two on my bed. Piles of people with their hands fumbling and sleep deprived and some on webcams and everyone sweaty and exhausted by the end of the day….

(pauses, thinks about what I just said) 


GISHWHES is basically an open door for an orgy isn’t it?


I was going through old manips and omg I was such a young little bb in the early 2000’s. ^_^ 

Also.. ok, so this was one of my first manips as well… 

I wonder what the hit counter on googling the word “ophiologist” went up after Misha posted that snake oil commercial?


The vampire lounge

Setting the mood for a get together really makes all the difference but it dosn’t mean you have to spend a ton of money. A couple thrift store sheets, garage sale picture frames, googled vampire artwork printed out, cheapo spider webs, skulls, cheap red lightbulbs, black tablecloths from ebay, and little LED candles from Costco this usually normal living room became a vampire lounge

Total cost: 36.00

Doing chores is so much more fun when you imagine your doing it to bring down the government.
[ 1812 overture plays in background ]
Another load of laundry… FOR FREEDOM!

Favorite Deaths - The ball pit - S7E14

GISHWHES foreshadowing… 


You look like you’re having a bad day. Here, have a happy Dean playing skeet ball. 

You look like you’re having a bad day. Here, have a happy Dean playing skeet ball. 


lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” 

(via emeraldcitydeanwinchester)


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overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying  

It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.


This is still one of my favorite posts ever.

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