The Philantichrist

this is where I post the best of the best and the worst of the worst of all my blogs. the home base, the fortress of figitude, the figcave, the fig of letters bunker.. ok ill stop

Other blogs of mine include:
FunkoAdventures
and
Figdrawsthings
Recent Tweets @NOTLF

themisse:

Wanna cuddle?

(via 365daysofhorror)

I didn’t think i would ever hold this long of a conversation with someone about ostriches. 

soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

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(via aria-lerendeair)

Have fun at vancon all my portland-spn friends!

I’ll just be over here…. 

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…waiting for you to come back and show me pictures. *muffled cries*

Hello!!! Welcome to my blog new friend!!!!

Hello!!! Welcome to my blog new friend!!!!

One of the managers is walking down the hall saying kumquat over and over in different pitches and intensities. I don’t understand and I’m trying really hard to laugh but dude… 

mr-gerbear:

lady-johnlock:

lemon-the-epic:

OH COME ON

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

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I scrolled past this but I audibly whispered “NO…” to nobody in particular so here we are. Damn it.

(via fire-at-will-44)

aria-lerendeair:

*~*~* RULES UPDATE THAT NOW INCLUDES ALL BLOGS PLEASE SEE BELOW*~*~*

So, I’m not a person that does giveaways, mostly because I have no idea what I would give away for one.  

I thought about it bunches aaaaaand, in honor of my latest follower milestone (HOLY SHIT - 600 PEOPLE THINK I AM WORTH FOLLOWING?), I will be doing a fanfiction giveaway.  

You heard that right.  A fanfiction giveaway.  

I’ll run this for…let’s say a month.  So you have until September 19th to Reblog and/or Like this post.  Multiple reblogs will count (lordy I’m asking for trouble with that one).  Giveaway blogs will NOT be chosen and I will be checking.  I will (figure out how to) use a randomizer to choose the winner.  You must have your ask box open for me to poke you and announce that you have won when I am done running this.  

IMPORTANT: YOU HAVE TO HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING ME PRIOR TO AUGUST 19TH TO QUALIFY TO WIN THE MAIN PRIZE.

EDITED NOTE: You must be following me to win ANY prize, but if you started following me AFTER August 19th, you will receive a 1,000 word (minimum) fic following the rules below.  A new winner of the main prize will be chosen by randomizer.

Here’s what you get:

-One fanfiction that is prompted, rated and chosen by you!  (Avengers MCU, Sherlock BBC or Supernatural pairings only - and can I ask for guy on guy?  I love the ladies, but I’m not as good at writing them.  xD) 

-You can choose the rating, the setting, the kinks (if you want any), the main pairing that will boink (if you are interested in boinking).  I won’t write anything above a foursome, but other than that, pick your poison.

-I  promise you a word count of at LEAST (because who knows with my author brain) 5,000 words, if I think the prompt can sustain it.  (If I have doubts, we’ll chat and figure something out.)  

-You will receive your COMPLETED fanfiction 30 days after I announce the winner.  (I do reserve the right to post it on AO3 - with you as a co-author if you have an account.)

-A link to the google doc in which I will write the fic, which will allow you watch it being written live (if you’re interested).

Aaaaand, yep, that’s good.  GO!  <3  

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I asked the giveaway host if she would do a fic where it’s not a pairing but a case they work like the show and got a yes!!!!!!

I want a good ol’ canon style case working fic where they finally fight Krampus!!!! [ aggressively reblogs ] 

figdrawsthings:

If Supernatural was filmed in the 80’s… 

swab me baby. 

I'm curious: how do you get the black demon eyes?
nightofthelivingfig nightofthelivingfig Said:

The black eyes in my cosplay picture? I have black sclera contact lenses.

It really weirds out people at the supermarket, I highly recommend.